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Joke of the day:

A man was in coma for several months, his wife stayed by his side every day.
When he came to, he said to her ' you know what? you have been with me all through the bad times. even I got fired and when my business failed. When I got shot, you were there. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you're there. You know what?'
'What? dear' she asked.
He replied 'I think you bring me bad luck!'

signing off,
today is not a good day.

p/s: I would have kill that guy!